Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian became famous for fucking black athletes with giant penises on camera & for having a giant butt while doing it. That should give you an idea of how truly talented she is. Unfortunately for her, her calves are disproportionately small & it makes her look quite off-putting in a bathing suit. But fortunately for her (the oligarchy loves diversity) she has too much Armenian in her & has had too much African in her to be considered white. Her half-sisters Kendall & Kylie are white though. Hopefully they can avoid the mud. Their decision making in that domain should be aided by the fact that Lamar Odom (Khloe’s ex) now looks like a mental patient & Kanye West (Kim’s inevitable ex) is an actual mental patient. But then, I hear they’re a tad slow in that family. Mudsharks & their kin aren’t exactly known for their wits.

Verdict: Not white. Sorry Kanye. I’m sure anti-white animus & the rape/domination fantasies which always seem to accompany that animus went into your decision to pursue Kim, but unfortunately for you & your meticulously untrained eye, she’s not white. You should have made a move for Coco Austin. Her butt is even bigger! And whiter too!

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